Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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