- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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