So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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