What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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