In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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