- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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