"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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jews

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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