XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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