- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Racial Equality

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Knock Knock! F*ck off

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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