Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Whats two plus two Four!

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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