The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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