Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A woman walks into a bar.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

think twice or at least think

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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