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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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