Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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knock,knock you suck

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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womens rights

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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