- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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