- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

a black man pays his child support

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Racial Equality

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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