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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo Momma is not fat.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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