The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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