- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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