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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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