- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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