- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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