Ben Corbishley

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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