- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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