- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

all these jokes are horrible now

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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