- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

think twice or at least think

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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