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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Women's Rights..

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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