- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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