What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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