A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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