- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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