- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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