Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what did one computer say to the other .........

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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