Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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