Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Barack Obama.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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