- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.