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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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