- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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