- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Neither did she.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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