- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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