why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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