Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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