an emo girl walked into a white room

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every cloud has a silver lining

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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America

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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