Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Anti Joke

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