Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Japan

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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WNBA

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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