- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Tony Romo

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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