- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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