What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Golf.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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