- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

69...you know how awkward this is now...

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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