Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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