How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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