Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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