When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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