- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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