What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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