- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a black man? Rob

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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