Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

okay so theres this guy.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

civil rights

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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