- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

knock knock come in !

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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