- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What rhymes with milk...milf

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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