A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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