- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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