What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What is the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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