- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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