- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Death by kayak

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Corn Muffins

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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