- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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