- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

You know whats annoying? Steve

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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