You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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