- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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