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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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