- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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