- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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