- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

my egg roll

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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