- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Dwarf Shortage

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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