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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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