- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

that wall over there ->

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

i like it in the mouth

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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