- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

here's a joke... the american education society

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet