- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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