- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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