- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

someone called someone else a frog

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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